{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
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ʻAiea is a census-designated place (CDP) located in the City and County of Honolulu, Hawaii, United States. As of the 2010 Census, the CDP had a total population of 9,338.
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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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