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The 2009 Bahrain 2nd Speedcar Series round was the fifth and final showdown of the 2008–09 Speedcar Series. It was held on 25 and 26 April 2009 at Bahrain International Circuit in Sakhir, Bahrain. The race supported the 2009 Bahrain Grand Prix.
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Ross Lee Chastain is an American professional stock car racing driver. He competes full-time in the NASCAR Cup Series, driving the No. 1 Chevrolet ZL1 for Trackhouse Racing, part-time in the NASCAR Xfinity Series, driving the No. 9 Chevrolet SS for JR Motorsports, and part-time in the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series, driving the No. 44 Chevrolet Silverado RST for Niece Motorsports. He is the older brother of fellow NASCAR driver Chad Chastain.
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