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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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